The Greatest Novellas, Or The Best Two Hours of Your Weekend

Animal Farm by George Orwell
Some novellas are more equal than others, and nothing goes down smoother than this satire. You thought you knew what Orwell was talking about when you read this in high school, but you only got half the jokes and a quarter of the politics. It’s okay though; Flavorpill forgives you. We know you were still working through your Communisty phase (before you realized that there are no jokes under Communism). Please reread this classic — “Orwellian” didn’t enter the vernacular because he was a bad writer.