Today at Flavorpill, we were sad to say goodbye to Paste Magazine. We were a little embarrassed by how excited we got over these True Blood action figures — but that was nothing compared to how we geeked out when we saw the new Calvin and Hobbes postage stamps. We wondered what would possess a man to legally change his name to “American Poetry.” We got our first look at the second season of Glee, which unfortunately includes the gang tackling the most overplayed song of all-time, “Empire State of Mind.” We dreamed of seeing someone wearing a texting thimble in public. We weren’t surprised that Don Draper would opt for an iPhone over a BlackBerry. We were reminded of how much we love Napoleon Dynamite’s opening title sequence. And finally, we gleaned some wisdom from 50 Cent’s totally NSFW Twitter feed. Can you believe his grandma still makes him take out the garbage?