Against Promotional Author Photographs

2. The Office Photograph (aka “The Oh-I-didn’t-hear-you-enter-please-come-in-it’s-really-no-problem”)

Everyone likes seeing how art is made behind the scenes. This particular brand of promotional photograph provides the viewer with that indulgence. As you can see, some artists prefer the ascetic workplace, while others take the more cluttered approach. The overall concept, however, is usually not that revelatory nor interesting.


Malcolm Gladwell


Sharon L. Schultz (aka “Tillie”)


P.B. Kerr


Ayn Rand


Dan Fost

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It was the photo of Steve Jobs on MSNBC.com today (from a book cover) that led me here to this site. The hand-to-chin pose is the most cheesiest pose I know of, ok well, besides the thumbs up. As a bookseller I am acutely aware of the horrible photos authors have of themselves on their books. Sometimes it is a bad photo that might turn me off from reading a book. Case in point, Ann Rivers Siddons. Not only does she have the cheezy hand-to-chin pose but the huge red glasses are reminescent of Sally Jesse Raphael in the 80's. As a side note my husband just passed by to tell me I should try to be less judgemental. hahaha...

What a great post. I love the humor, but now I'm afraid to have my picture taken. :)

It would be nice to have some pictures of what insteas *is* a good author's photo... or should we assume there's no way an author can have a pic taken and not look fake?

part of me went "Awww" went Hunter appeared. that guy is the definition of rebel.

I think first and last are the same

The authors with the hand under the chin are trying to hide sagging chin lines, wrinkled necks, etc. I know from experience.

HI-Larry-US. I will only allow an author photo to be taken of me when I'm dead. Problem solved.

The hand-on-chin pose is officially known as the "Rona Barrett."

Check out this author's promo photos. He (or his photographer) have cleverly staged pics that reflect each novel's subject matter. Putkowski's latest novel is about health care reform and he's posed by a hospital emergency room sign. Love it, pretty original I'd say. See this one and other shots here: http://www.danielputkowski.com/press.html

I think you're missing the point somewhat. Photogaphers take photos, not authors. I yet have to find one who does remotely what the subject wants...

Maybe they are all hiding their saggy necks!

As an author, I've had to learn over the years to take control: if a photographer suggests a certain pose I know won't work (or an outdoor shot!), I say no, politely, and suggest something else. I also insist on approval of the shot. It's the same as doing an interview: you steer the questions the way you want them to go, and stay focused on what you'd like to discuss. Both take work and vigilance, but they're essential.

I love this picture I don't know about raw SEX but I'd say it's raw Beauty and such a caring intellegent all round fabulous Picture. It's like your Dad; he always gave you a real person picture a close up and personal like you care for all of us on a peronal level. Great Alafair your Ivory looking simply georgeous. Good Luck 212.

i'm a head shot photographer, and any photo w/hands in it that i take are at the insistence of the author. i personally think they think it hides double chin/loose neck skin. what works best is doing a slide show on my laptop with something unexpected and funny about ten slides in, positioned so that the screen lets them look at the slide show and the camera at the same time. then the good shot is when the funny/unexpected slide hits them. it also works with people who have good control of their body to tell them to envision someone they love in my lens. not everybody can do this but those who can take excellent pix that way. and no mugging or cheek sucking!

Wait! You forgot the famous one of JRR Tolkien smoking his pipe!

I've studied author photos with the hopes of creating good work, and the hand to the face is called the potato, since that's what it looks like, especially with the back of the hand towards the camera. The worst cliche for authors is standing in front of a bookcase, especially with all the distracting lines sticking through the author's head. Here's a good one of Robert Stone, at the wheel of a sailboat. http://www.albany.edu/writers-inst/graphics/stone9.jpg It turns out it wasn't his sailboat and the sailboat wasn't even in the water. Such is the magic of photography.

Oh God. I'm #2, I now realize.

I think the Haruki Murakami hand-on-face one works, but that's because it works with his facial expression and the feeling of his books. My first thought for John Grisham: "Buy some socks!" The office photograph is the least objectionable in theory, but all of the examples were comically bad. Esp. Dan Fost. Jeez, at least stage it so your office looks spacious.

Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar Wilde don't deserve this injustice.

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  9. [...] O blog Classics Rock! se dedica exclusivamente a reunir músicas que mencionam ou foram inspiradas por livros, e o site Flavorwire critica os clichês em fotos de escritores. [...]

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  14. [...] had a great piece on promotional author photographs–great authors avoid cliches, but their photos often fail to live up to their [...]

  15. [...] novelist A. L. Kennedy muses on the perils of promoting her work. From treacherous interviews to dreadful photo shoots, the exposure can be paralyzing. “In fact,” Kennedy writes, “interviews have – [...]

  16. [...] of clichés, here’s a funny and informative photo-post about author pictures in books. Next, a great post on the Guide [...]

  17. [...] they will give you advice on how to dress for your photo shoot, make-up, etc. I even came upon this piece from Flavorwire on the clichés of Author Photos. (For those keeping score, I was going for #3, [...]

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  19. [...] and yet funny pictorial essay on “clichéd author photographs.” Um, wait a minute—no one figured out that the ‘hand under the chin’ isn’t meant to imply [...]

  20. [...] must admit, I was amused by an article I read recently about author’s promotional photos—basically because I’d been giving it [...]

  21. [...] want to come across as dull. There are many pitfalls, such as some of these hilarious examples of awful authors’ photos. Of course, the fantasy is to have the photo on the book jacket look more or less like one of the [...]

  22. [...] more information on promotional author bio pics, click here. For the record, we like all of Maggie’s. Like this:LikeBe the first to like [...]

  23. [...] Flavorwire » Against Promotional Author PhotographsSep 15, 2010 … For an antidote, see my friend Leslie Brody’s author photograph from her new … If you’re talking about photos with authors smoking, you MUST … [...]

  24. [...] all this did just remind me of this from a couple of years ago. Are the authors in these photographs trying to communicate a certain [...]

  25. [...] Flavorwire has a very funny post about author photo clichés, if you’re interested: “Against Promotional Author Photographs.” [...]

  26. [...] via this Flavorwire article. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like this. This entry [...]

  27. [...] to have on their dust jackets. Not only is it remarkably easy to fall prey to one of those pesky author photo clichés, but those first baby-faced pictures that grace debut novels might just go down in history — if [...]