Today at Flavorpill, we found out that Kettle Chips and juice boxes are making Americans gay. We got a sneak peek at NYC life’s fall lineup — which includes The Flavorpill Fix! We hoped that Tavi Gevinson, everyone’s favorite 13-year old fashion blogger, realizes how lucky she is to inherit Kathleen Hanna’s iconic “Feminist” sweater — along with some rather choice looking zines. We laughed out loud over pictures of Jared Leto as a shirtless teen hair model. We wondered if Mark Zuckerberg enjoyed his screening of The Social Network in Seattle — or if it was just some random lookalike. We found it adorable that Tim Burton wrote a poem for his frequent muse, Johnny Depp. We failed to understand why anyone would want to watch Buried while being buried alive. Way too meta. And finally, we were confused by the American Idol judges announcement. If Steven Tyler is the new Paula, does that make Jennifer Lopez the Simon of the group? Weird.