Today at BuzzFeed, we got drunk. Before that, some other things happened, including a new Harry Potter movie, an eating contest, and an examination of Phish’s oeuvre. We watched Carl Paladino say dumb things. We ogled Justin Bieber’s dad and skimmed Justin’s autobiography. We made inappropriate miner jokes (Such as: Why did the miner fly into the dark cloud? Because he heard there was a SILVER LINING!!!). We mourned for Aaron Carter’s lost youth. We learned some important things about ex-MTV VJ Jesse Camp — namely, that he’s still alive. Finally, we laughed at sad pugs in costumes and pets in glasses. Oh yeah, and we’re drunk.
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