Today at Flavorpill, we discovered a few new words that don’t exist in the English language but should, including “sgriobn” — which is Gaelic for pre-whiskey upper lip itch. We made plans to visit this abandoned beach town in Bridgeport, Connecticut that has been taken over by a group of Brooklyn artists. We were disturbed by the existence on an Obama sex toy. We watched the cutest zombie apocalypse video ever. We laughed out loud over one woman’s struggle to find the perfect natural deodorant. We wanted to curl up inside of this tiger snuggie. We felt nostalgic looking at these 22 amazing Halloween costumes from the ’80s. And finally, we agreed with this post on why Mondo makes the perfect Project Runway contestant. Will you be watching tonight’s season finale?