Healthy eating can be hard, especially around the holidays. But we really care about you guys. That’s why we’ve put together this list of 10 Thanksgiving-related foods that you must be sure to avoid at all costs. Some of them we just find aesthetically unpleasing. Others we’re convinced might lead to instantaneous cardiac arrest upon consumption. Click through and peruse these banned foods at your own risk!
Creamed Candy Corn: Yes, it’s a great way to get rid of old Halloween candy. But it’s also kind of repulsive, no? [via Serious Eats]
Turbaconducken: A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. [via NYC Food Guy]
Gravy Pizza: This is how now to deal with any left over gravy. Are you suddenly too good for ranch dressing?[via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Mashed Potato Rolls: These might look like simple rolls, but they’re actually cheddar cheese rolls filled with cheesy mashed potatoes. Which sounds like a tasty heart attack. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Puff Turkey: There’s something creepy about a fowl-shaped pastry. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Cherpumple Pie: The bottom is pumpkin pie inside a spice cake. The middle is apple pie inside a yellow cake. The top is cherry pie inside a white cake. And it’s all surrounded by cream cheese frosting. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Thanksgiving Leftover Sushi: Something about this — maybe the imagined textures? —makes us want to gag. Save yourself the time and make a sandwich. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Bacon Pumpkin Pie: From the guy whose friend came up with the recipe: “He sought to bring bacon to the dessert menu, and hunted for a pie media capable of sustaining a bacon infusion while retaining deliciousness. Pumpkin (perhaps rhubarb) is the only one he could think of.” [via Neatorama]
BBQ Donut: And you thought it was impossible to ruin a deviled egg. Not when you’ve wrapped it in a beef/pork ground meat mixture, and smoked it to “perfection” on the BBQ. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]
Pecanless Pie: Admittedly, this one doesn’t look that gross. Until you realize that you’re looking at a pie that’s made with corn chips. [via This Is Why You’re Fat]