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The Worst Christmas Albums of All Time: A Definitive List

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Lynyrd Skynyrd – Christmas Time Again

The title of this album is exactly the perfect description of the album — as in, “Oh, sweet Jesus, is it Christmas time again?” Followed by an exasperated sigh. It has all the God-awful originals you could imagine and all the classics you (don’t) need, all done in that distinct Skynyrd style for your down-home Christmas, if that’s what you want. The appeal of a backwoods Christmas has fueled many a classic rock/country Christmas album, but the really weird, totally unexpected thing here is their straight up-and-down version of “Greensleeves” that appears to be done completely traditionally. How the hell did that happen?

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As a kid I was once forced to attend a Christmas party at a friend of the family’s place, during which Mariah Carey’s excruciating Christmas album was played over and over and over again. The fucking thing is imprinted on my brain for all time, and the experience still gives me festive shudders whenever I think about it.

Best Christmas song ever: The Gonads, ‘Oi! Oi! Oi! Bollocks to Christmas!’

Sadly, I bought said Mariah Carey album at age… 7? 8? The tape is probably still sitting in a box somewhere at my parents’ place.

@Judy – we all have our crosses to bear. As it were.

Tori Amos: whatever the hell she called it. For someone whose entire career is interspersed with great holiday covers (her “Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas” wrecks me), it’s an abject failure to release a full xmas album that sounds like Perez Hilton wrote it.

Thank you for not putting Hanson’s Christmas album on this list. That was my jams, yo.

I kind of love the Mariah Carey Xmas album (version 1, am afraid of version 2 out in a Whole Foods near you now). I mean, you gotta give it to her for nailing it with her version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

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please flavor___, change your format. i am so sick of having to open ten pages to read a list. that would be the best new year’s resolution for you/gift for us ever.

attach a “Like” button to davey’s comment.

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RunDMC had the best christmas song ever

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