Miramax Sequels We’d Pay to See

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Word came today that as part of the deal between the Weinstein Company and their old home of Miramax, we’ll soon be seeing sequels to some of the best-known films in the Miramax library — to the tune of about five in the next two years. A followup to Bad Santa and Amityville Horror are already in the planning stages, with a television series based on Swingers and a sequel to Shakespeare in Love eventually to follow. Also part of the deal: Bridget Jones’s Diary, Copland, From Dusk Till Dawn, Clerks, Rounders, and Shall We Dance.

While we understand that knocking off existing films is a lot easier and cheaper than coming up with new material, we’re not sure it’s a safe bet — unless the Weinsteins are willing to give audiences the action-filled popcorn flicks they really want. Click through for our list of Miramax sequels we’d pay to see*, and add to our suggestions in the comments.

Shakespeare in Love 2: Full Metal Bard

The Station Agent 2: Revenge of the Trains

Kids 2: The 40 Year Old Virgin Hunter

No Country for Old Men 2: Judgment Day

Requiem for a Dream 2: Dream Harder

Pret-a-Porter 2: Runway Roadkill

Trainspotting 2: Heroin’s Last Stand

The Hours 2: Hungry Like the Woolf

The Piano 2: Lost at Sea

Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season

* Not really.