“Researchers sniff keystrokes from thin air” and all we can think about is Angelina Jolie in Hackers

Adam Gopnik on the Shakespeare portrait

Sorry Thor, you’re just gonna have to wait.

Lily Allen punches a paparazzo, might have to delay her US tour

Fake bar brawls? Really? We are so over fake Joaquin Phoenix and his fake documentary.

Jimmy Fallon bests Conan’s season average. Now are you guys going to start taking him seriously?

If life = a video game, where in the hell are our cheat codes!?

“In other words, Colin Meloy is thesaurus-rock’s Woody Allen.” (mp3)

Fun: What books would literary characters read?

This like watching the NYC Subway system’s birth on tape.