This week’s most shared, absolute must-see video? A good old-fashioned fail. Shooting up to over five million cumulative views on YouTube was “Girl falls into mall fountain while texting.” CNN caught up with the woman, Cathy Cruz Marrero, who was understandably embarrassed. (It could be worse. She could be the girl whose knee shadow looked like a penis.) Amanda Palmer and the Young Punx’s new video for “Map of Tasmania” touted the benefits of bush; we rounded up 36 girls in nerd panties; and an old blonde joke found new life on Facebook. In celebrity buzz, Michael Douglas was spotted photobombing behind Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie. And now that you feel sufficiently bad for laughing, here are the cute animals to make it all better: meet the Babysitting Dog, an insanely loyal Brazilian pooch, and the tiniest adorable animals of all time.