10 Cultural Touchstones of the ’90s That Should Never Come Back

Fanny packs

A great, hands-free options for paranoid tourists around the world? Sure. Unfortunately, fanny packs are also just about the least attractive accessory of all time. American Apparel may have tried to reclaim them by fastening their updated versions around the waists of their skinny, short-shorts-wearing models, but if there’s anything the ’90s should have taught us, it’s this: putting something bulky around your middle is always going to look exactly as bad as you’d expect.