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A brilliant person from Reno, Nevada named Joseph has put Hosni Mubarak up for sale on eBay, with 100% of the proceeds going to Oxfam America. Here’s some additional info from the listing: “Buy your very own used Egyptian dictator! President Hosni Mubarak is 82 years old. He is currently the President of the Arab Republic of Egypt, a position he has held for 30 years! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to buy your very own despot! All items sold in ‘as-is’ condition! No exchanges! No returns! Thanks for looking and happy bidding!” Bidding is currently at $90, and the auction ends on February 11th — unless it’s taken down by eBay first. Do we have any takers? [via The Daily What]