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Today at Flavorpill, we couldn’t wait to get our hands on a copy of the Battleship Drinking Game. We were clearly amused by Sheen Family Circus. We heard about some funny things that will never happen to The Office’s Michael Scott now that he’s leaving. We discovered that Bravo’s Andy Cohen really hates public school choruses. We wondered which one of these great Philip K. Dick stories Hollywood will decide to ruin next. We found out how Tina Fey got Alec Baldwin to agree to do 30 Rock. We watched Paula Deen riding a variety of things, including Stephen Hawking in zero gravity. We felt sorry for these dead frogs in spite of their pina coladas. We played a round of famous objects from classic movies. And finally, we wished that we lived closer to an IHOP so that we could celebrate National Pancake Day — you’ve got until 10 pm to claim your free short stack!