Today at Flavorpill, we met the incredible voice actor behind some of our favorite cartoon characters (including but not limited to Doug Funnie and Philip J. Fry). We fell in love with this print featuring the Tri-Lambs as American Apparel models by Casey Weldon. We tried to imagine what Arrested Development would have been like if Andy Dick had been available to play the part of Tobias Fünke. We discovered that while alcohol doesn’t kill brain cells, it does prevent new memories — which is possibly way scarier. We got haboobed. We appreciated this A.V. Club “Gateways To Geekery” feature on how to approach George R. R. Martin’s large body of work. We wanted to own one of these heavy metal quilts. We listened to “We Miss You,” the latest track from Nicki Minaj, which is presumably a tribute to her recently killed cousin. We got a good look at the three brother dwarves Nori, Ori, and Dori in a new promo photo from The Hobbit. And finally, we questioned the wisdom behind ABC’s decision to bring on Elizabeth Smart as the network’s “permanent abduction expert.” What do you think?