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Today at Flavorpill, we wondered what Dorothy Parker would have had to say about the Algonquin Hotel’s annual cat fashion show. We were surprised by some of Janeane Garofalo’s “lost roles” — particularly Renée Zellweger’s part in Jerry Maguire. We decided that this has to be the most unlikely literary mashup of all time. We discovered that a trip to Walmart actually turns some people on. We were happy to hear that HBO has renewed True Blood for another season. We feared the impending whiskey crisis. We wished that we could travel back in time and bustle around 1960s New York City. We found the Facebook terms of service much easier to understand when translated into bro-speak. We listened to small sampling of Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’s presumably dark and moody Girl With The Dragon Tattoo score. And finally, we weren’t sure what to make of a sports car that runs on chocolate, cheese, and wine. Sure, it might be a more environmentally friendly answer to fossil fuels, but just reading about it makes us incredibly hungry.