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Rhetorical Questions Inspired by the Weekend Box Office

1. X-Men Origins: Wolverine: $87 million
Is it weird that we sometimes call him Hugh “Jacked”man in our head?

2. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past: $15.3 million
How much does Elektra Jennifer Garner wish she’d stuck with the action thing right about now?

3. Obsessed: $12.2 million
What happened to all the crazy love for Beyoncé?

4. 17 Again: $6.4 million
Is it wrong that we’d actually want to see this if it wasn’t a Zac Efron vehicle? Freaky Friday (the one with Jodie Foster) is an all-time favorite.

5. Monsters vs. Aliens: $5.8 million
When will this movie die already? Pixar’s already made a whopping $182.4 million on it.

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