Today at Flavorpill, we were scared of what Oprah unleashed at KFC. We decided we don’t want to be friends with Alexa Chung, MTV’s imported TweeJ. We stared at these Maps of Seven Deadly Sins in America. We thought about our out of work friends who would make excellent budtenders. We tuned into the latest installment of Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns — he interviews Natalie Portman and her dog Whiz. Spoiler alert: She’s actually just as funny as he is. We wished we’d been invited to this Star Wars wedding. We cheered for gays in Maine! Suck on that NOM. We were happy for Mindy Kaling; finally NBC does something smart. And finally, as much as we love you guys, we couldn’t help but feel a little jealous of Ben Southall, who won that get paid $110K to blog about nothing in paradise contest sponsored by the Queensland, Australia, tourism department.