The Most Shameless Paycheck Performances in Cinema History

We don’t know about you, but we’ve already got our tickets for Killer Elite, which hits theaters — presumably with a roundhouse kick — this Friday. See Jason Statham kicking ass while tied to a chair! Thrill to the most ill-advised facial hair of Clive Owen’s career! Groove to the straight-faced use of Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane!” (I know we’ve harped on this, but seriously, that’s what makes it the year’s funniest trailer.) And, most of all, calculate how much coin once-respected “actor’s actor” Robert DeNiro pocketed for appearing in this swill!

Actors make movies for many reasons: to stretch their skills, to work with admired co-stars or filmmakers, to help tell a story that they believe has value. And, sometimes, they make a movie for a nice chunk of cheddar. Mr. DeNiro, for one, has certainly had no qualms — particularly over the last decade or so — with lending his well-regarded talents to several projects that were in no danger of contributing to his Oscar shelf; in honor of his latest payday performance, let’s take a look at ten of his fellow thespians, and the depths to which they’ve traveled for a few extra zeros.

Michael Caine, Jaws: The Revenge

Caine’s supporting work in the fourth — and worst, by a mile — Jaws picture is one of the most notorious paycheck roles of all time, particularly because Mr. Caine has been so cheerfully candid about his motives for taking it: money, as well as a short location shoot in the Bahamas. The downside was that his commitment to the picture kept him from picking up his Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters. As for the film itself? “I have never seen it,” Caine wrote later, “but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific!”

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[...] couple of weeks back, our redoubtable resident film expert Jason Bailey took a look at the most shameless paycheck performances in cinema history. They’re united by being pretty dreadful, and they got us thinking about [...]

Ralph Fiennes, acting opposite Jennifer Lopez in "Maid in Manhattan," looked so visibly embarrassed that it was painful to watch. (So why did I? Well, because it was Ralph Fiennes...)

i agree with kcorstel...@april, how can you bash brad pitt in burn after reading, that movie was hilarious, and it didn't take great acting to make it happen, but brad pitt certainly wasn't horrible in that movie - that was his character's role, to be an idiot...or are you too confused to get it? u actually have succeeded as the real thing, no acting necessary from you...

@April - Bashing Burn After Reading and 12 Monkeys? For shame! I really don't think you can accuse Brad Pitt of ever doing anything just for a paycheck (except maybe Mr. and Mrs. Smith...) but I think his filmography is remarkably solid given his clout, or at the very least well-meaning. And 12 Monkeys is a masterpiece!

You can take care of Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, and Faye Dunaway with one awful movie: Don Juan DeMarco. Way more awful than National Treaure: Book of Secrets, which is at least as good as a syndicated adventure show on the level of Xena.

How could everyone be forgetting all the stupid movies Steve Martin has done? Apparently when he wants to buy a new piece of art, he does another Cheaper By the Dozen. Or Bringing Down the House. Or Pink Panther. Of course, the whole buying art thing is just word on the street which is most likely wrong.

I think Caine redeemed himself with that line about the house.

I saw an interview with Dame Judi where someone asked her the same question re: her reasoning for doing a movie like Riddick. She insinuated she thought Vinn was very handsome. I giggled.

Whoa, ex-nay on the CLASH OF THE TITANS bash --that movie is a genuine camp classic, and Olivier was right at home. Now, Orson Welles as the voice of Omicron in the TRANSFORMERS animated movie--that really reeked of desperation for a pay check. And it was so sad, that that would be his final role.

De Niro is barely in this movie.

What about Sean Connery in Highlander? First - his character is a Spaniard that rocks a Scottish accent. Second - his minor role (cameo at best) accounted for a significant sum of the movie budget. I love 007 as much as anyone, but clearly post-Bond he was looking for a little coin, and Highlander (I and II) was just what the doctor ordered.

Snakes on a Plane? Hello...

John Malkovich in Jonah Hex or Eragon. Sir Ben Kingsley in Bloodrayne or Thunderbirds. Blech!

Does this really have to be spread out over 10 pages? can't you have one page link or something?

Johnny Depp - The Tourist.

Brad Pitt-Burn After Reading or 12 Monkeys

Jon Voight in Baby Geniuses 2.

Lord Laurence Olvier in 1981's "Clash of the Titans."

sure these movies suck, but it doesn't diminish their good roles and you can't hate on people wanting to get paid lots of money. All these actors are semi-retired anyways, point it is hard work to land and pull off a amazing character in a amazing movie. these talented actors and actresses put their lives into making timeless movies through their careers for us to enjoy. When I'm old and have put plenty of time, effort and stress into my career, I hope it earns me the luxury of turning up to my office, doing minimal work and getting paid well. So I spend more time with my family, relaxing on a yacht, golfing or whatever. Actors are people too! give em a break, we just see them the picture box and act like we have a say in their lives.

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