Donald Trump is letting Carrie Prejean keep her freaking title. Even after she engaged in opposite dressing. [via Tucson Citizen]
Eminem and Jimmy Kimmel are flying 200 laidoff autoworkers from Detriot to LA for a taping of the show. Perhaps this is an attempt to one up Leno? [via Billboard]
Showtime has confirmed that Alanis Morissette will play Nancy’s doctor in at least seven episodes of the upcoming season of Weeds. [via @EWAusielloFiles]
In honor of her roast at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Esquire reposts Wanda Sykes‘s “10 Things You Don’t Know About Women.” [via The Awl]
Devendra Banhart‘s funny story from the new Found anthology, Requiem for a Paper Bag. [via Pop Candy]
Oprah tells Duke students her favorite guests are real people. But if she HAD to pick a celebrity, it’d be Hugh Jackman. [via NYDN]