Los Angeles MTAWhat we see: A guy kissing someone’s nose.What it might mean: A kiss on the nose symbolizes curiosity in dreams. This could also point to a repressed childhood memory about wanting to find the flag inside that giant nose on Double Dare.
Washington, DC WMATAWhat we see: An upside stick figure with the most tiny head in the history of ever.What it might mean: Seeing a a person with a big head in dream analysis means you will meet persons of power. So the opposite of that.
MVG Hamburg HochbahnWhat we see: Three sperm battling to fertilize but a single egg.What it might mean: You really want an omelet. Dream analysis also says a sperm cameo indicates potential for growth and development.
Moscow Moskovskoe MetroWhat we see: A window cracking due to an incoming baseball.What it might mean: Shattered windows = a state of vulnerability. Baseball = contentment. You are a walking contradiction.
OK, so now that you’ve got the idea, take a look at the New York City subway map at the top of this post, and tell us what you see below. We’ll publically analyze you in the comments.