Flavorwire

Today at Flavorpill, we almost projectile vomited over a concept photo for real skin stiletto heel implants. We made mental note of TIME’s Halloween costumes that everyone should avoid this year. We were excited to see that Faile is the next artist taking over the Bowery mural space — it will be a nice change of pace from JR. We learned how much money Paula Deen really makes, and for doing what. We wondered who at H&M thought it was a good idea to launch a line of clothes inspired by Lisbeth Salander. We thought it was totally creepy that Muammar Gaddafi had “Libya’s best composer” write Condoleeza Rice a love song, and that it was called “Black Flower in the White House.” We were happy to hear that the lovely Kerry Washington has landed the female lead in Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. And finally, we wondered how George Lucas feels about Steven Spielberg’s recent interview with Empire Magazine; even though Spielberg refers to Lucas as his best friend, he also totally throws him under the bus for how much Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sucked.