Today at Flavorpill, we had way too much fun looking at the photos from BuzzFeed’s annual Hallowmeme party. We decided that this might be the scariest map of all time — and that we’d like someone to explain to us what the terms “Momo,” “Fouke Monster,” and “Succubi” all mean, stat. We were intrigued by TIME’s roundup of public figures who have been buried in top secret locations. We were intimidated by the fastest texter in the country, a 16-year-old kid who was awarded $50,000 for his talent. We felt very small and insignificant. We found out the scientific reason why some people like horror movies more than others do. We watched a surprisingly beautiful timelapse video about broccoli. We wondered what exactly you’d wear with these custom hand-painted Star Wars heels. We thoroughly Madonna-ed ourselves. We were surprised how much money these early Smurf drawings are expected to go for at auction. And finally, we had one of childhood’s biggest questions answered for us: what exactly was in Double Dare’s slime?