We all know American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert’s stance on sexuality (it’s not an issue!), but what else does the above tongue-wagger in this photo have to say for himself? In this, the inaugural edition of For the Record, we invite you to litter our comments section with captions, New Yorker-style witticisms, LolCatz quips, and the literary equivalent of Perez Hilton penises. So, go to it folks: what exactly is Lambert saying in this image?
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Not only do I make sexually expletive gestures with my tongue, but also, I can mock the facial expressions of anime characters, insult great works of literature by Anthony Burgess, and mock world peace by waving the once benevolent hand gesture in front of my PP. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW AMERICA?????????? SUCKASSSS
"One tongue, two peens."
kris allen can't handle my droogs.
above all, i crave your respect. more than your attention; more than your adoration; more than your hard-earned dollars. please. please, just… respect me.
This pose says, "I don't need a caption"
I'd rather not put this v-shaped finger formation anywhere or around my tongue. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
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