Trailer Park: Cops, Corman, and Our Old Friend Eddie

Welcome to “Trailer Park,” our regular Friday feature where we collect the week’s new trailers all in one place and do a little “judging a book by its cover,” ranking them from worst to best and taking our best guess at what they may be hiding. We’ve got six new trailers this week, including new vehicles for The Rock, Kristen Stewart, and Jonah Hill (and an old one for Eddie Murphy); check ‘em out after the jump.

A Thousand Words

Well, if you’re bummed about Eddie quitting the Oscars, have we got a consolation prize for you — the trailer for his long-delayed third collaboration with Brian Robbins! That’s right, straight from the Paramount shelves (where it’s languished for a good three years) is that latest from the team that previously brought you the comedy classics Norbit and Meet Dave. And it looks… well, terrible—corny, laugh-free, and a wholesale rip-off of Liar Liar. Murphy and Robbins, you’ve done it again. (Is it too late to revise this list?)