Today at Flavorpill, we encountered these three words: Naked. Wizard. Tazered. We fell in love with this artist’s crazy, pop culture-inspired work. We were dying to get our hands on Barack Obama’s BlackBerry. (We wanted to be invited to the White House for hotdogs, too.) We found it funny that former Guns ‘N’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan has a column on business travel for the New York Times. We found it even funnier that Daily Show creator Ben Karlin is teaming up with that 9-year-old love doctor on the big screen adaptation of his book. We decided we really need to get tickets to God of Carnage now that they’ve extended the run. We broke up with cars. And finally, we were sad to hear that the debris of Flight 447 had been found. As silly and childish as it may seem, we were kind of hoping that they had just disappeared into thin air but were alright.