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Even diehard fans of the A Song of Ice and Fire series have to admit that George R.R. Martin’s fantasy world is far from kid-friendly. Just look at what happens to Bran in the first few chapters of A Game of Thrones. Or the poor butcher’s son. Or Lady, Sansa’s doe-eyed direwolf. It’s pretty dark stuff. That’s a large part of what makes this silly clip of a Martin look-a-like delivering his version of children’s classic tales so hilarious. Find out what really happened to Jack after he fell down, and all of the other yummy things that Little Miss Muffet feasted on after the curds and whey after the jump.

[via The Mary Sue]