In a battle of brute strength, agility, and rainbowed cuddliness, who would win — Care Bears or My Little Pony? Though the ensuing bloodshed is too horrific for cartoonist prodigy, Dan Meth, to illustrate, he does ponder what other ’80s toys would be like on the big screen. With Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe on the horizon, it is only fair (and logical) to imagine the blockbuster potential of such classics as David Cronenberg’s Cabbage Patch Kids, Peter Jackson’s The Smurfs, and the undeniable indie appeal of Wes Anderson’s Teddy Ruxpin.
PS: Care Bears would totally win.
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