Today at Flavorpill, we watched a a 340-ton boulder go on tour. We adored these vintage photos of cats all dressed up. We wanted to rush to this 24-hour cupcake ATM for reinforcements. We listened to Slavoj Žižek talk about The Wire, because who wouldn’t. We were impressed with these Oreo cookie portraits, which also made us hungry. We got iambic pentameter nerdy over this Shakespearean version of Pulp Fiction. We read more about porn and geek culture. We wished this massive, see-through maze would materialize so we could scare ourselves in it, The Shining-style. We found out where Will Smith is hanging out in Philly when he’s not filming a new movie with M. Night Shyamalan. We wondered who Urban Outfitters will piss off next after learning that they’re going to court over their “Navajo Hipster Panty.” And finally, we thought this picture of The Monkees hanging out with Jack Nicholson was awesome — and then we turned on Head, which Nicholson co-wrote and had a cameo in.