40 of Don Draper’s Best Lines


“Is this a substance much like bullshit?” Season four, The Suitcase

“I blow up bridges.” Season one, Babylon

“I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.” Season one, The Hobo Code

“What you call love was invented by guys like me … to sell nylons.” Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

“I can’t decide … if you have everything … or nothing.” Season one, Ladies Room