Salma Hayek in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
This is a pretty normal beard by the standards we’ve set, except for the fact that it’s on Salma Hayek’s face. It takes some huge movie-producer cojones to cast a gorgeous woman like Hayek and then cover that face in hair. (We’re going to assume that’s why the movie did poorly, rather than the weak plot and the dull characters.) All things considered, she’s still looking fairly hot — and her beard is so lustrous!