Today at Flavorpill, we tried not to look at this hot dog stuffed crust pizza. We learned about a fish from hell that has been terrorizing Maryland for the past ten years. We got cat fancy reading about this hyperliterate, proto–LOL Cat. We boggled time itself by watching this silent-era version of Back to the Future. We went back to school to chat about The Graduate with Neil Labute. We wondered if Swedish meatballs would fall from the sky in this planned Ikea neighborhood. We hoped more people would take the advice this 102-year-old valet gave in regards to his longevity. (Yes, he’s still working.) We wanted to make tricycle water poetry. We enjoyed a video snapshot of beatniks. We were aflame thanks to these matchstick cookies. We uncovered a flex dancing documentary in the making. And finally, we revisited 25 of the greatest breakup songs of the 1980s. If you want to keep the crying-in-your-room-alone good times going, there’s also a Spotify playlist available.