Today at Flavorpill, we got blinded by the bling on these wrists. We discovered DogTV. We watched a bizarre crustacean-meets-tampon Earth Day moment. We remembered Dick Clark. We met nine movie characters we suspected were stoners. We found out how to turn a rubber band into a fashion accessory. We saw rejected pitches for E.T. and The Shining. We learned about an iPhone viewfinder adapter that attaches to microscopes, telescopes, and more. We thought kids and wild animals were perfect together. We wanted to buy Kenneth Anger’s piano, which Art Fag City directed us to. We watched a documentary about Parliament-Funkadelic. And finally, we loved these Saul Bass title credits for Walk on the Wild Side. We hope Bass was a cat lover, too.