Today at Flavorpill, we learned that gambling could be good. We found out where the porn capital of America is. We met a few animals who really love Billy Joel songs. We were glad a 98-page dissertation on the appeal of LOLcats exists. We confirmed we’re entering a boom in Hollywood implosions. We applauded this custodian at Columbia University who is finally graduating with a college degree… 19 years later. We watched two elderly gentlemen argue about Adele. We were floored by a bionic woman. We saw what David Lynch can do with a 100-year-old camera and 52 seconds of film. We observed one woman’s exploration of the hipster in New York City. We wished Jon Hamm would give more advice to teenage girls. And finally, we wanted to adopt this dad who makes his kids insane pancake art. If you’ve ever had dreams of becoming a cannibal or consuming mythological beasts, this is the guy whose house you want to eat at.
Written by Alison Nastasi