Today at Flavorpill, we worried about cannibal sharks (200 yards from shore). We recited 25 of the best catchphrases in television history. We practiced 20 ways to open a beer bottle. We learned what 31 different brands’ acronyms and initials stand for. We listened to David Attenborough’s tortoise and Crocs narration. We wished Star Wars a happy 35th anniversary. We loved this incredible anatomical drawing of the Hulk’s skull and musculature. We spotted nude portraits of Erykah Badu photographed by The Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne. We saw several viral videos reimagined. We discovered what Men in Black III would look like as directed by Wes Anderson. We enjoyed Regina Parra’s ethereal watercolor paintings that mimic low-res VHS imagery and security camera glitches. And finally, we read a taxonomy of exercise videos. Given the heat today, Armchair Fitness sounds right up our alley.