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As you may have gathered from yesterday’s post on the teachings of Ron Swanson, we’re a bit Nick Offerman obsessed around here. Last night the Parks and Rec star was on Conan for the latest installment of a recurring segment in which he reads the tweets of various young Hollywood starlets, and it was, rather predictably, hilarious. Click through to watch him deadpan his way through 140-character statements on such important topics as fruit snacks, blue eyeshadow, and dream catchers, all while busy at work in the Offerman Woodshop. Swoon.

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