Today at Flavorpill, we tempted the fate of all our relationships (current and future) by checking out 12 of the best break-up books. We discovered that the Romney campaign spent big bucks at a Chick-Fil-A. We visited 10 great nude beaches in North America. We read what Jennifer Grey had to say about Dirty Dancing after 25 years. We wondered what happened to Hayden Panettiere’s career. We met a real-life Ratatouille character. We took a trip to the National Hobo Convention. We wanted to buy this 10th anniversary Firefly print. We learned how the wild imagination of Dr. Suess fueled big oil. We wanted to own Pam’s Wal-Mart sweatshirt as seen in True Blood. We found out that the Simpsons’ stamps put the U.S. Postal Service in the hole. And finally, we noted the MFA programs that give you the most bang for your buck. Mom and dad will be proud of your sensible decision.