The Most Disgusting Cartoon-Themed Snacks from Your Childhood

The marriage of high fructose corn syrup, dayglo food coloring, and absurdly indirect connections to popular children’s cartoons and video games was perhaps the greatest marketing triumph of the ’80s and ’90s. After-school snacks have never quite been the same. Reading X-Entertainment’s hilarious memoir of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanatic, related through some strange Turtle-inspired foods, got us thinking about some other childhood snacks that, in retrospect, look totally disgusting. The marketing overlords of that decade surely must have conspired to trick kids into thinking slime was cool — and, moreover, delicious. From Ecto Cooler to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Ooze” gelatin, kids back then apparently just loved eating slime. We’ve put together some of the most coveted quasi-foods of the lunch table, branded with our favorite cartoon, movie, and video game characters. Can you remember other similarly themed snacks that simultaneously hit you with a wave of nostalgia and trigger your gag reflex?

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Yeah, none of these really look disgusting. But maybe it's just because I grew up with them. We had a Hi-C machine in our cafeteria and I got Ecto Cooler all the time. And thou shalt never take the name of push-pops in vain.

You can still get Scooby-Doo fruit snacks. They even have their own Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Scooby-Doo-Fruit-Snacks/256064215591

I still remember the horrible turtle pie TV commercials - the tag line was "Fresh from the sewer to you!" Yum.

When I was a kid my family actually won a nes from a box of nintendo cereal.

They are still producing this cringe inducing flavor... http://i.imgur.com/2Cvyu.jpg I have tried it... not good.

ecto-cooler, flintstones push-up pops, and scooby snacks were DELICIOUS!!! scooby snacks are still available and i eat them on a regular basis. 100% daily vitamin C in one pouch!

Ecto-cooler was the shizz. Also, I really miss Smurfberry Crunch. I'm a sucker for cereals. And yes, most of my and my brother's day was spent outdoors bustin' ghosts with the gear we made from whatever was around. Until we got our official proton packs for Christmas.

Karen - These snacks all came out in the 80's when children still played outside. The reason Kids are fat is that none of them leave the couch other than to go look in the refrigerator. And Hells Yeah Ecto Cooler was the best!

For everyone who agrees that Ecto Cooler was fabulous, the Chicago Ghostbusters fan club put out a DIY recipe: http://www.ghostbusterschicagodivision.com/p/ecto-cooler-recipe.html

Not only are these delicious, but you forgot the Mario Bros. themed mini sodas.

F@%* you, Ecto Cooler and Flintstones push-ups were delicious. There is a whole online presence dedicated to Ecto Cooler and recipes on how to recreate it.

No wonder kids these days are FAT or hyperactive! Disgusting!

OMG-i raised 6 kids & never had a one of those things in my house

When I was a child we had purchased candy ninja turtle pizza's. They were kind of like corn candy pizzas (not as sweet) if that makes sense with little candy sauce and dots for toppings. I have never been able to find any retro information on this product, and I feel like I am the only one who remembers these! Are they secret ninja products? :D

I'm glad to know I am not the only who found absolutely none of these to be disgusting (even those pizza flavored snacks but then I actually like those pizza flavored Pringles so..). Then again I grew up with quite a lot of these so maybe I'm desensitized to the 'gross factor'? Anyway a lot of these were EPIC and I am sad to think about how many of them I can no longer have...

Ecto Cooler was effing AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um... ecto cooler is delicious, none shall besmirch the slimer! also... orange sherbert pushpops made my childhood exquisite. dont hate.

This person is nuts! I loved the ninja turtle pies!

The Darkwing Duck fruit snacks were the bee's knees. The Turtle Pies however, those were horrific.

There are way too many on this list that weren't disgusting at all. Push Up Pops, Fruit Snacks, and Ecto Cooler Hi-C were awesome! I'd still eat that stuff.