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Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!

This week on Go Fug Yourself, we enjoyed all of the voluminous hair in the debut episode of Nashville, and mostly appreciated the return of Gossip Girl. We admired Stacy Keibler’s abs, if nothing else, and compared Diane Kruger to a runway model. We cast a close eye on Blake Lively, watched January Jones do her best impression of a sad clown, and wondered who to blame for the fact that Ari Graynor was wearing overalls at an event. We (virtually) took to the Polo Grounds with the likes of Rachel Zoe and Selma Blair, and reflected on the cute coats of Kate Middleton. We worried that poor Jennifer Love Hewitt is one tiny step away from going full caftan and bunny slippers. Finally, we wondered what’s in Britney Spears’ perfume that makes feathers grow out of your armpits. No, seriously y’all.