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What Your Clichéd Band Name Says About You

Bear

This year’s offenders: Bearstronaut (above), Bear Crossing, Bear Hands, Sunbears, Bear Ceuse, Bear Trap

What it’s supposed to mean: “We are slightly cuddly and lovable New Age guys, but we are also manly and could totally hang your door/fix your fridge if we were required to.”

What it actually means: “We are sexually unthreatening.”

See also: Bear in Heaven, Boy and Bear, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear

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