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50 of the Greatest Jon Stewart Quotes

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”

“You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.”

“Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children’s television [PBS] is on the house.”

“I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.”

“Divorce isn’t caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.”

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