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50 of the Greatest Jon Stewart Quotes

“The Internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”

“You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.”

“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”

“We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is — on the brink of catastrophe — torn by polarizing hate, and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!”

“I visit Fox News every now and again, and it’s nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.”

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