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Fifty Shades of Grey, E.L. James – Jane Campion

Now bear with us, because the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey we’re envisioning isn’t necessarily the same one you are. We want to see the book transformed into art, while maintaining all the sex — something Campion would probably be interested in. We imagine it all in the same tones as The Piano, and we imagine it much, much sexier.