1. Chris Brown’s mea culpa appearance on Larry King Live fails to clear the air. [via Gawker]
2. Guy Ritchie has signed on to direct a live action adaption of DC Comics’ Lobo, which focuses on an alien bounty hunter. [via Variety]
3. In a posthumous memoir due out September 14, Ted Kennedy reveals his remorse over Chappaquiddick. [via Salon]
4. A new film from the producers behind Next Day Air will spotlight the jerkin’ dance movement. [via THR]
5. Hitler’s reaction to the Oasis split. [YouTube via @gideonyago]