Who you probably crush on: Professor Bhaer (Gabriel Byrne)
You’ve always wanted to make out with a professor ever since you watched Raiders of the Lost Ark. He takes your passions seriously.
Who your mom would approve of: Laurie (Christian Bale)
He’s going to Harvard, comes from money, and is the quintessential handsome and charming good guy. Mom doesn’t want to have to worry about you.