10 Musical Genres That Should Never, Ever Be Revived

Pop punk

This genre never really went away, but it’s declined in popularity in recent years, thank god. While it’s not entirely beyond redemption, it’s been responsible for so many sins over the years — from Alien Ant Farm to New Found Glory to Simple Plan and Sum 41 and god only knows how many others — that it’s time to let it lie for good. (As an aside: I have no recollection of including NOFX in the feature linked above, and may have been drunk while writing it.)