Flavorwire Interview: Jeff Garlin on ‘Curb,’ ‘Dealin’ with Idiots,’ and Why He Hates Michael Bay


Nia Vardalos plays your wife in the movie, and your relationship seems very comfortable and lived-in. Did you know her before filming?

We were in Second City together.

I noticed that your wife is the casting director, so presumably she’s known Nia for a long time as well.

Yes, most definitely. My wife is friends with Nia, but she wasn’t copying my relationship. It had nothing to do with my real relationship. Actually, there was one scene that reminded me of it, but it actually got cut. I believe, hey, hold it — [off the phone] Hey, Heather? Is the scene with the towels in the movie? I forgot. By the pool? [back on the phone] Yeah, we cut that. You know the scene where my son and I are swimming and my wife comes out? Well, there’s so much great stuff that I had to cut out because it went on. There was just one thing after another — Babe Ruth and the hot dogs, and my wife telling me that she got the towels for cheap — I mean, there was so much great stuff in there, but it had to get cut down. It was just too long.

For a film with so much improvisation that you want to keep at a tight 80, 90 minute length, how long is the rough cut?

An hour and 50, and I always knew it was going to be less than 90 minutes.

Are we going to get see any of the stuff from the cutting room floor?

No, no.

You don’t like doing deleted scenes?

No. I mean, they may ask for one. I don’t know. Yeah, I’d like to think that all the stuff — a movie is a movie, and deleted scenes are stuff that… I don’t know. I don’t have a strong opinion one way or another about commentary or deleted scenes. Great commentary is wonderful and other commentaries that I’ve heard, I thought, “Do these people realize that people are supposed to be listening to this?” The best commentary ever is on a movie called The Limey, that Soderbergh movie.

Where they’re arguing about the movie.



You’ve talked before about how much you love Woody Allen, and there are certainly things in the movie that show that affection. I wondered if you could tell me a little bit about how he’s influenced you, as a comic and filmmaker, and if you could ever see yourself following his trajectory and doing more serious stuff too?

Okay, a couple of thoughts here: 1) he’s not — except for being funny and me digging him, as a stand up, he was not an influence on me. But as a filmmaker, what he eventually — because the early movies also are not a big influence, except for my sheer enjoyment of something like Bananas or Sleeper. But with Annie Hall on, per se, he taught me — well, I’m influenced by him, first off, if I could do a whole movie of masters, I’d love that. And I like when people walk on and off screen. They don’t need to be onscreen; you don’t need coverage for this and that all the time. You know what it is? It’s the naturalistic feeling. But you have to understand that I’ve gone to the things that influenced him, you know? I’ve gone to Bergman. I think for me, my strongest influence on this movie is probably Fellini.

That would’ve never occurred to me, but I could certainly see it. And there’s certainly a pathos and sweetness to the Timothy Olyphant stuff that indicates an interest in material that’s a little heavier in nature.

And I would most definitely do a movie that is more dramatic. My favorite feelings are pathos and melancholy. Those are my two favorites by far. I mean, I want to be funny, but I don’t feel the need to be so funny. My humor is much more subtle. I remember there’s a scene in my last movie, I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With, where a little boy — my character has found himself serving hot dogs, like, free samples at a hot dog place — and the little boy comes up and says, “Can I have one?” And I say to the little kid, “Why are you wearing a poncho? It’s such a beautiful day,” and the kid says, “Because when I’m bad, my dad makes me wear the poncho.” And then father comes up and says, “Did he say thank you?” And I say, “Well, actually, no,” and his dad goes, “Alright, another week in the poncho.” In my opinion, I can’t write funnier than that. That’s as funny as I can ever possibly be, and that’s really subtle, so that’s my favorite stuff. To me, subtle melancholy, pathos is funny stuff.

How much stand up do you do now? Because I’ve always been fascinated that you never prepare an act. You just kind of wing it. Does it get exhausting to do it that way?

It can be exhausting to do it that way, especially when it’s not working, but it usually works. I won’t be doing a lot of stand up soon because The Goldbergs, my new television show, is starting in mid-August, so once that starts, I don’t think I’ll have any time. I’ll still try and get in at least a set a week, so I’m never going to stop.

Tell me about The Goldbergs.

The Goldbergs is about a family in the 1980s, and it’s pretty realistic. I like to think of it as a combination of All in the Family and The Wonder Years.

I start shooting in August. It comes on Tuesdays at nine on ABC, right after Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

That’s a great spot. Are you acting, writing?

No, I’m just acting. Just acting.

Finally, I apologize for asking the question you must get tired of, but: do you think there’s gonna be another season of Curb?

I am hopeful. I think there’s a good chance — I’m not going to say very good or great — a good chance, and I’m hopeful, and I’m lucky that I can still do it with another show.

Dealin’ with Idiots is out Wednesday in New York and Friday in Los Angeles. It will also be available Friday on demand.