If you haven’t fallen head over heels in love with the cast of Orange Is the New Black, you need only watch Danielle Brooks’ video of the ladies taking a break on set. Kick off your week with this excellent #longread on the death of the “ingenue escort” in fiction. Commentary surrounding Pacific Rim is getting caught in the cross-hairs of race and feminism, with feminist and Asian commentators debating the merits of the film. Paper Magazine has created a hilarious supercut of all the times Walt and Jesse try — and fail — to place successful phone calls to one another. Lastly, remember the terrible Golden Girls spin-off, Golden Palace? We don’t either, but it and four other atrocious spin-offs made this list of shows that should never have been made.