Today at Flavorpill, we couldn’t wait to get our hands on a copy of Nightlight, National Lampoon’s Twilight parody. We tried to imagine the Phantom of Phantom of the Opera living in Coney Island. Could Webber be punking us all? We went to a Chanel show where Lily Allen materialized out of the ground. We decided Banksy should run for office. We prepared ourselves to watch Ryan Gosling pretend to amputate his own arm in Danny Boyle’s new project. We teased our hair for the multiple remakes of Dallas currently in the works. And with that, we’re out. And we’re not having curry for dinner. Goodnight, moon.