Is Voldemort’s face about to become the new “Steve Buscem-eyes” meme? If so, this Lorde face mash-up is a good — albeit terrifying — way to start. The internet can argue all day long about whether or not that image (now seared into your brain, no doubt) is great or terrible, but one thing we need to all start agreeing on is whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie. We can definitely agree that if a Christmas miracle were to happen today, the media would cover it in the most insipid way possible (looking at you Upworthy). Lastly, Alan Turing was granted a Royal Pardon this holiday season; here’s hoping a few more come down the pipeline this year.
Written by Lillian Ruiz